Emma: I don't pillage and plunder on the first date just so you know. Hook: That's because you haven't been out with me yet.
Funny quotes
The New Look
So what do I call you now, Captain Hand?Emma Swan (Jennifer Morrison) to Hook (Colin O'donoghue) in OUAT S4
Favorite Hook and Emma quote
Emma: I'm not avoiding you. I'm just dealing with stuff. We have a crisis right now. Hook: There is always a crisis, perhaps you should consider living your life during them otherwise you might miss it. Leroy: We're under attack!
Fresh Face
"Curses and Neverland may have give me experience but as you can see I’ve retained my youthful glow."Hook (Colin O'Donoghue) - ouat season 4
Words to Live by
"Better to be over lubed than under lubed."Will Freeman (About A Boy - Season 2 Episode 1)
Hey Dairy Queen! Emma Swan (Jennifer Morrison) to the Snow Queen (Elizabeth Mitchell)
Jack Hodgins’ Classic
FBI Agent James Aubrey & Jack Hodgins driving in Hodgins' car: Agent James Aubrey: Where did you get this car anyway, from a British toddler? Jack Hodgins: Excuse, this baby is a classic. Aubrey: People think calling something a classic, makes you forget that it's junk...
Sword and Neck
“He’s a sword swallower through and through.”Lady Olenna Tyrell, Game of thrones - season 3
A Side Hustle?
"If you fuck enough women, some of them will give you presents."Lord Baelish, Game of Thrones S1
Worn Out Spines 