"A diet of nuts and berries, at least we'll loose some weight."A Discovery of Witches S1
Funny quotes
Bring on the devil
If it takes the Devil to bring me to my lord, then I say bring on the Devil.Sister Agatha - Dracula (2020)
Reasonable dead
I’m undead, not unreasonable.Count Dracula - Dracula (2020)
Monsters and Lawyers
Mr. Harker: "You're a monster."Dracula: "You're a lawyer, nobody's perfect."Dracula, Netflix
Few v Most
Only trust a few, and be wary of most.A.E. Via
Professional Soccer
He flopped like a professional soccer player. Kevin Hearne, The Squirrel on the Train.
Children and simpletons
"Faith is a sleeping draught for children and simpletons." Sister Agatha - Dracula (2020)
The Tea Bag
Have you buried the freaking tea bag already?Kevin Hearne, Hounded
Noisy bats
The bats are a little noisy, would you mind?Sister Agatha - Dracula (2020)
Unimpressed
Well, don’t expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay.
