Bring on the devil

If it takes the Devil to bring me to my lord, then I say bring on the Devil.Sister Agatha - Dracula (2020)

Reasonable dead

I’m undead, not unreasonable.Count Dracula - Dracula (2020)

Mr. Harker: "You're a monster."Dracula: "You're a lawyer, nobody's perfect."Dracula, Netflix

Only trust a few, and be wary of most.A.E. Via

He flopped like a professional soccer player. Kevin Hearne, The Squirrel on the Train.

"Faith is a sleeping draught for children and simpletons." Sister Agatha - Dracula (2020)

Have you buried the freaking tea bag already?Kevin Hearne, Hounded

The bats are a little noisy, would you mind?Sister Agatha - Dracula (2020)

Well, don’t expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay.

You are a father. This a day. Here is a card.Taylor Tomlinson, Quarter Life Crisis