Only trust a few, and be wary of most.A.E. Via
Funny quotes
Professional Soccer
He flopped like a professional soccer player. Kevin Hearne, The Squirrel on the Train.
Children and simpletons
"Faith is a sleeping draught for children and simpletons." Sister Agatha - Dracula (2020)
The Tea Bag
Have you buried the freaking tea bag already?Kevin Hearne, Hounded
Noisy bats
The bats are a little noisy, would you mind?Sister Agatha - Dracula (2020)
Unimpressed
Well, don’t expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay.
Ahh Fathers
You are a father. This a day. Here is a card.Taylor Tomlinson, Quarter Life Crisis
Slow or clever
When you’re slow you know you need to pay attention, it’s the clever ones who never listen.Jonathan Harker - Dracula (2020)
Pressure, What Pressure?
Pressure is something you feel when you don’t know what the hell you’re doing.Peyton Manning
F**k Lemonade
"When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye."Cathy Guiswite
