"The wicked are swift to shed blood."The Good Lord Bird
Funny quotes
A sound relationship advice
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."Phyllis Diller
Memorable
Ugly is hard to forget sometimesKevin Hearne, Staked
Book fighting
"If the books turn mean on us, you fight the encyclopedias, I fight the periodicals."The Watch, S1E02
Nuts and Berries
"A diet of nuts and berries, at least we'll loose some weight."A Discovery of Witches S1
Bring on the devil
If it takes the Devil to bring me to my lord, then I say bring on the Devil.Sister Agatha - Dracula (2020)
Reasonable dead
I’m undead, not unreasonable.Count Dracula - Dracula (2020)
Monsters and Lawyers
Mr. Harker: "You're a monster."Dracula: "You're a lawyer, nobody's perfect."Dracula, Netflix
Few v Most
Only trust a few, and be wary of most.A.E. Via
Professional Soccer
He flopped like a professional soccer player. Kevin Hearne, The Squirrel on the Train.
