You are a father. This a day. Here is a card.Taylor Tomlinson, Quarter Life Crisis
Funny quotes
Slow or clever
When you’re slow you know you need to pay attention, it’s the clever ones who never listen.Jonathan Harker - Dracula (2020)
Pressure, What Pressure?
Pressure is something you feel when you don’t know what the hell you’re doing.Peyton Manning
F**k Lemonade
"When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye."Cathy Guiswite
Dreams and consequences
Dreams are heavens, where we sin without consequence.Sister Agatha - Dracula (2020)
Porcelain Gods
I'm not holding your hair while you pray to the porcelain Gods. Ky (Starting from Scratch by Lane Hayes)
A gentleman’s veneer
The sophistication of a gentleman is always a veneer.Count Dracula - Dracula (2020)
The forces of darkness and criticism
Agatha: We are under attack from the forces of darkness.Mother superior: Why would the forces of darkness wish to attack a convent?Agatha: Perhaps they are sensitive to criticism.
Mariah – Luke Cage season 2
Maria meeting up with other druglords.Woman: Fun how all these plagues begin and end with you.Maria: Are you calling me God?Woman: I’m calling you a pebble in my shoe.
Howard My Dear Friend
"I don’t move. I wait behind my log, terrified. Over the past ten minutes, it’s become such a dear friend, I consider naming it: Howard, my pet log."The 5th Wave by Rick Yancey
Worn Out Spines 